Don't Get Fired!

Raise productivity

Your employees have needs — meet them and productivity flows in. Brew the coffee, print the reports, keep the office ticking over. The better-looked-after your team, the higher productivity climbs — and productivity is what keeps corporate off your back. Split the workload with up to 4 players in local, online, or hybrid co-op.

Customise the office

Productivity isn't just a score — it's your currency. Spend it on new appliances, décor, and automation between workdays to transform your office over time. Invest wisely to stay ahead of corporate's rising demands, and coordinate with co-op partners to build a workspace that plays to everyone's strengths.

Handle disasters

Things will go wrong. Printers jam, machines break, and unexpected events threaten to derail your workday at the worst possible moments. React fast, delegate to your teammates, and keep productivity from tanking before corporate notices.

Don't get fired!

Corporate's patience is thin. Miss their targets and you'll rack up strikes — three and you're out, the company goes under, and everyone's jobs go with it. Whether you're going it alone or surviving with friends across local, online, or hybrid co-op, the only rule that matters is Don't Get Fired!