Bitter Critters

Bitter Critters is a chaotic online co-op pub-crawling roguelike where you and your friends play as tiny drunken fantasy creatures stumbling, bouncing, and barely surviving your way through strange procedurally generated towns.

You are not legendary heroes. You are not brave warriors. You are a group of questionable little critters on a night out, trying to get from pub to pub without falling apart, getting lost, or accidentally launching each other into the street.

Team up with friends, wander through unpredictable fantasy locations, and try to complete your crawl as physics, bad coordination, and terrible decision-making work against you.

A Chaotic Co-op Pub Crawl

Explore weird towns, taverns, alleys, bridges, rooftops, and backstreets as a group. Every run sends you through a different layout, giving each pub crawl its own disasters, shortcuts, and stupid stories.

Drunken Physics Movement

Movement in Bitter Critters is intentionally messy, wobbly, and physical. Your critter stumbles, leans, falls, bumps, rolls, and reacts to the world around them. Getting somewhere is half the challenge. Getting there with your friends still nearby is the other half.

Work Together… Poorly

Help your friends, shove your friends, drag your friends, lose your friends. Whether you are trying to cross a dangerous street, squeeze through a tight alley, or simply stand upright, cooperation is useful — but rarely graceful.

Built for Friend Groups

Bitter Critters is designed for online co-op chaos with friends. It is the kind of game where the objective matters, but the real fun comes from everything that goes wrong along the way.

Features

• Online co-op pub-crawling chaos

• Play as small fantasy critters on a terrible night out

• Physics-based movement, stumbling, falling, and bouncing

• Procedurally generated towns and routes

• Funny emergent moments built from player interaction

• Designed for groups of friends, but playable solo

• Low-stakes roguelike structure with unpredictable runs

• A silly fantasy world full of pubs, streets, hazards, and bad ideas

The Goal Is Simple

Reach the next pub.

That is it.

Unfortunately, you are drunk, tiny, fragile, easily distracted, and surrounded by friends who are probably making things worse.