
🌀 LAUNDERING IS AN ART
Dirty money comes in every day. From cartels. From oligarchs. From sanctioned regimes. From people whose names you don't say out loud.
Your job is to make it clean. And make their money grow. Yours grows too.
📊 Your network: droppers in Moscow, mules between Dubai and Tehran, shell companies in
the Caymans, crypto wallets on sanctioned coins. Every client walks in with a suitcase full of
problems and asks you to make them somebody else's. For a little while.
⚙️ IN THE GAME
💳 Idle economic strategy with roguelite mechanics: build routes, pick your assets, read the news — every headline hits somebody's wallet
🌍 Over 20 jurisdictions, each with its own compliance regime, customs office, and appetite for other people's money — US, Russia, UAE, Iran, China, the Caymans, and two countries that aren't on your maps
🧺 Reality-based laundering mechanics: layering, smurfing, trade-based laundering, crypto mixing, shell-company chains, or just stuffing millions into the trunk of a beat-up car
📈 The trading terminal: park your money in stable assets, or take a shot at being the next Le Chiffre
🎯 Your global adversary: INTERPOL. Don't poke the bear
🕒 Runs from 15 minutes — to infinity, if you can survive that long
🎭 Contracts from the worst people on the planet: defense contractors, scammers, unrecognized republics, and universally recognized scumbags