Eyes Wide Open

Welcome to The Inspection Bureau, new worker !

We're excited to have you join the team. 

Your role is critical - every portrait that crosses your desk must be carefully evaluated.

here's a short & brief summary regarding the extent of your new responsibilities here:

• Assessing images to determine whether they show a real human or [REDACTED].

• Taking any and all orders from your new SHIFT AGENTS.

• Spend enjoyable time after your shift during HUMAN INTERACTION TIME.

• question NOTHING.

Good luck on your first shift. We're counting on you.

-Onboarding Team

MEET YOUR NEW SHIFT AGENTS

~they're lovely~

Please adhere to any instructions and notes thrusted upon you by them.

• Do not disobey.

• Do not think on your own.

• Do not look into the faces for too long.

Your very own A.I support bot - Lurk !

~beep boop. I know where you live~

Lurk will help you adjust to our highly advanced software.

Please use him!

Don't overuse him.

Be careful with him...

Are they human? Or not?

~take your time, you don't want to make any errors here~

A few last bullet points to remember:

• Trust your instincts, but use the available tools at your disposal.

• Meet your daily quote or face review.

• If something feels wrong, it probably is.